Friday, March 21, 2008

Dedicated to Rupaul: The Queen Glam!!!

There is a place up the streetIt's a funky little place we can meetIt's my house built for love
From the kitchen to the basement, wall to wall

See that chair, I put it thereThe vibrations of love are everywhere
And when things are going crazyI'll be your shelter, baby
Keep you warm and
Keep you from the rain—hey, hey

Come a come, come a come on in
Come a come on in
Come a come, come a come on in (house of love)

Although I'm against sex or anything of that kind between teens and adults, it doesn't mean that I don't love a good sex scandal. Especially when it involves gay/bi men on the Down Low. The thing is, our culture is very hypocritical when it comes to Politicians getting caught in the act of pedophilia etc. The truth is, MOST Politicians take drugs and do unspeakable sex antics.

Incidentally, Mark looks like my Acting teacI don't judge these two persons. Draw your own conclusions take care.

Well here is the IM that got Mark (Foley) busted as a sexer:
(this is also in dedication -not that she's dead- of Vanna)

Dar(7:25:14 PM): hey

Auto response from D-Rick (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb

Dar(7:25:25 PM): ok

Dar(7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging

D-Rick (7:31:51 PM): boo

Dar(7:32:13 PM): bo dude

D-Rick (7:32:17 PM): lol

D-Rick (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon

Dar(7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane

D-Rick (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun

Dar(7:34:04 PM): indeed

D-Rick (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola

Dar(7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room

D-Rick (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there

Dar(7:35:02 PM): for the campaign

D-Rick (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt

Dar(7:35:45 PM): not yet

D-Rick (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...

Dar(7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing

D-Rick (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore

D-Rick (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore

Dar(7:38:04 PM): from what

D-Rick (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what

D-Rick (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing

Dar(7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

Darsigned off at 7:39:37 PM.

Darsigned on at 7:40:35 PM.

D-Rick (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?

Dar(7:41:24 PM): must have

D-Rick (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice

Dar(7:42:27 PM): love to watch that

Dar(7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

D-Rick (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great

D-Rick (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning

D-Rick (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting

D-Rick (7:43:11 PM): every week

D-Rick (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march

Dar(7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture

D-Rick (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry

Dar(7:43:54 PM): nice

Dar(7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then

D-Rick (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully

Dar(7:44:22 PM): better be

Dar(7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing

D-Rick (7:46:07 PM): oh ok

D-Rick (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning

D-Rick (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it

D-Rick (7:46:18 PM): lol

D-Rick (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks

D-Rick (7:46:38 PM): lol no

D-Rick (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

D-Rick (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi

Dar(7:47:11 PM): are you

Dar(7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

D-Rick (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit

Dar(7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

D-Rick (7:48:04 PM): no

D-Rick (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Dar(7:48:33 PM): wow...

Dar(7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

D-Rick (7:48:51 PM): haha

Dar(7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

D-Rick (7:50:15 PM): thats true

D-Rick (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend

Dar(7:50:56 PM): i am sure

D-Rick (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though

Dar(7:51:11 PM): why not

Dar(7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily

D-Rick (7:51:57 PM): not me

D-Rick (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog

D-Rick (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week

Dar(7:52:20 PM): thats a good number

Dar(7:52:27 PM): in the shower

D-Rick (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning

D-Rick (7:52:47 PM): and quickly

Dar(7:52:50 PM): in the bed

D-Rick (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610

D-Rick (7:53:03 PM): eh ya

Dar(7:53:24 PM): on your back

D-Rick (7:53:30 PM): no face down

Dar(7:53:32 PM): love details

D-Rick (7:53:34 PM): lol

D-Rick (7:53:36 PM): i see that

D-Rick (7:53:37 PM): lol

Dar(7:53:39 PM): really

Dar(7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down

D-Rick (7:54:03 PM): ya

Dar(7:54:13 PM): kneeling

D-Rick (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself

Dar(7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it

D-Rick (7:54:36 PM): towel

Dar(7:54:43 PM): really

Dar(7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

D-Rick (7:55:12 PM): well ya

Dar(7:55:21 PM): very nice

D-Rick (7:55:24 PM): lol

Dar(7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

D-Rick (7:56:00 PM): haha

well ive never watched myself
D-Rick (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess

Dar(7:56:18 PM): i am sure not

Dar(7:56:22 PM): hmmm

Dar(7:56:30 PM): great visual

Dar(7:56:39 PM): i may try that

D-Rick (7:56:43 PM): it works

Dar(7:56:51 PM): hmm

Dar(7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting

Dar(7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand

Dar(7:57:10 PM): but who knows

D-Rick (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up

D-Rick (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go

Dar(7:57:38 PM): lol

Dar(7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel

D-Rick (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good

D-Rick (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry

Dar(7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing

D-Rick (7:58:23 PM): ya....

D-Rick (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw

Dar(7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

D-Rick (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft

Dar(7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt

D-Rick (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess

Dar(7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

D-Rick (7:59:06 PM): ya

Dar(7:59:29 PM): wow

Dar(7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

D-Rick (7:59:54 PM): eh growing

Dar(8:00:00 PM): hmm

Dar(8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
D-Rick (8:00:19 PM): not that fast

D-Rick (8:00:20 PM): hey

D-Rick (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich

Dar(8:00:32 PM): hey what

D-Rick (8:00:40 PM): fetish**

Dar(8:00:43 PM): like

Dar(8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

Dar(8:01:04 PM): whats yours

D-Rick (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird

D-Rick (8:01:14 PM): lol

Dar(8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

D-Rick (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish

Dar(8:01:27 PM): well tell me

Dar(8:01:32 PM): cast
D-Rick (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast

Dar(8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens

Dar(8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in

D-Rick (8:02:02 PM): i dont know

D-Rick (8:02:04 PM): it just does

D-Rick (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one

D-Rick (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on

D-Rick (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on

D-Rick (8:02:29 PM): beats me

D-Rick (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird

D-Rick (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform

Dar(8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild

D-Rick (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard

Dar(8:03:32 PM): me 2

Dar(8:03:42 PM): cast got you going

Dar(8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

D-Rick (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes

D-Rick (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts

Dar(8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge

D-Rick (8:04:35 PM): ya

Dar(8:04:45 PM): um

Dar(8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you

D-Rick (8:05:08 PM): haha

Dar(8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake

Dar(8:06:13 PM): grab

D-Rick (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited

Dar(8:07:12 PM): well your hard

D-Rick (8:07:45 PM): that is true

Dar(8:08:03 PM): and a little horny

D-Rick (8:08:11 PM): and also tru

Dar(8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

D-Rick (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

Dar(8:08:47 PM): tell me again

D-Rick (8:08:49 PM): 7 and ½

Dar(8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dar(8:09:08 PM): beautiful

D-Rick (8:09:38 PM): lol

Dar(8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

D-Rick (8:10:00 PM): thank you

Dar(8:10:22 PM): still stiff

D-Rick (8:10:28 PM): ya

Dar(8:10:40 PM): take it out

D-Rick (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

Dar(8:11:06 PM): ok

D-Rick (8:14:02 PM): back

Dar(8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing

D-Rick (8:14:54 PM): no no

D-Rick (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though

D-Rick (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad

Dar(8:15:04 PM): good

Dar(8:15:08 PM): haha

Dar(8:15:11 PM): why

D-Rick (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything

Dar(8:15:31 PM): oh well

D-Rick (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and

Dar(8:15:53 PM): haha

D-Rick (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day

D-Rick (8:16:16 PM): oh well

D-Rick (8:16:18 PM): whatever

D-Rick (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english

If D-Rick was over 18, then I'd think this chat was hawtt!

This following song and performance is dedicated to him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZ5JHOvkd4
Peanut.

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