X-mas Sexx!

Why's it so hard to love one another
Why's it so hard to love
Why's it so hard to love one another
Why's it so hard to love

Now that Thanksgiving is over...I have to endure the most stressful holiday this year. You should be thankful if you have True loving people to be around! This reminds me of December 2006! A very painful time for me! Most of my loved ones, turned against me, and I had to play pretend!!! They're not worhty of my praise!

But Christmas is a painful time for me! Until I can settle down, with a happy partner, I will survive. I'm a guy's guy! We handle pain different! Real love! I need loving! Oh well, I'm just glad that this shitty holiday lasts only 24 hours!
Starlight, star bright
Stay by my side tonight
What you do to me, baby
What you do, what you do to me, baby
Stay by my side tonight
tonight
tonight
tonight...

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to
Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over

For those who haven’t watched the Girlie Show, than shame on your punk hott asses! It’s the bomb! Over all I prefer the Fukuoka show! Although I love In This Life from the Australia show! It’s very sad and emotional!

I lost touch with Madonna when this show was released. I go on break with my idols. Even Rupaul, though it’s always very brief! Personally, I still didn’t get the point that Madonna usually puts on showy tours! So when I saw the fucking Australia backcover; all I ever saw was a girl in a tube top and jeans! I thought, LOUNGE SINGER!

Then centuries later I watched the show, and I wowed over! I loved every number. Blond Ambition is still my favorite though.
I love the Yokahoma version the most! But this show features a very porcelain figurine, which is extremely polished up to perfection. Her teeth are pristine and capped, and her porcelain makeup shows a very sexy yet clean lady!

MadTV QVC: Border-line Fashions

I love this clip simply because it banishes stereotypes. In 2006 for the summer, I went to Long Beach. Sadly it was night time, when my ex-friends drove me to their sappy home! I wanted to see fruit sellers! Were they real, or a lie?! Frown. Goddamn we had to drive past Inglewood, which really didn’t look too bad for a hood!

The next time I saw the freeway off-ramp, was when I left. It sucked since; I wanted to see men selling “fresh” papayas and big oranges on the coast of the highways! DAMN! I think the only Latino’s I adore at this time is: Mario, Oscar De La Hoya and Jesse –allegedly Latin- Metcalfe!


I enjoyed my Thanksgiving of Corn Nuts –yes Heathers fans it was BQ BITCH!!!!!- and cookies! Don’t miss this film! It truly is a work of art!

Kiss of Fire

A Shade Shadey!

Well it looks like EV3 is EV4 once again.
I love them! Well all I can say is, believe in God and love... Struggles are supposed to make you happy. I learned from Anna Nicole this prompt lesson. Before Howard Marshall, she was in the skizz with poorland! I don't know her whole story, but TV-mini biographies have told me that she was a working destitute for years until she got married to H!

If she could live poor, and then rich later, then I know I can make it! Proposition #8 still has my mind!!!! I hate it! God I hope it will fail! I'm sick of the retard crap! Anyway I love makeup! Cover Girl really is my favorite brand! I know people call it a loser brand, but I love it!

Their compacts are the bomb! I wish they would make a very thick coverage base for facial hair! Pan-stik is boring to me! Dermablend seems very dull to me! Sure it works for many people!

Sensual intercourse!

It's been a long time
I didn't think I was
Going to see you again
See you haven't changed
It's good to see you anyway

Girls I did my thang this morning. No not sex…but I wish! I was so nervous, but I straitened ma haieyer! The relaxer was so creamer and I loved it! It did a great job. Not a trace of curl or frizz! I’m getting back into my Fashion Mode again! STUD role! Review of my experiences with relaxers!!!!!!


I thought this would flatten my curls cause it’s so strong! However, instead my hair fell out! That was scary as hell, since my hair was bruised and muddled!


My hair was smooth –especially with that sexy lotion they get- but the curl returned in less than 24 hours!


It gets the job done! But not to exciting! It’s very mild, and quite safe!

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday love
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday love
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday love
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday love


Got the job done and my hair is straight and bowl! It got rid of a TON for curl around the nape of my neck!

For always and forever
You will be my (you will be my)
You will be my (you will be my)
You will be my (you will be my)
Be (be my Saturday love)
My Saturday love

Do do do do
Let's sing it together

Never on Sunday, Monday's too soon
Tuesday and Wednesday just won't do
Thursday and Friday, we can begin
But our Saturday love
Will never end, sugar

Love is fun!

Well, all my divas are around the age of 40! God, they still look young. If only they thought so too! I dread being 40 and not yet accomplishing my dreams!!! When it comes to looking IDK…79, it’s all about skin creams and a major face lift! Maury Polvich’s face work is hideous! All that money and he still maintains 60?! He’s such a bitchy fag, and yet I still love him!

Well I feel much better, and decided to let ALL gay-haterz make fun of us, until Pro. #8 has been litigated. It has a 50/50 chance of failure or eagerness. Do ya’ll like Equate products? It works for moi! I’m using their Noxzema knock-off and it is all that and a bag of mutherfuckin’ boy pussy up my rear and back!!!!!

Well it’s been a while since I had a man! 7 months! I’m horny as hell… SEX BABY!!!

I love me some anti-celeb sites out of camp! I miss “XXX-Tina Hate Humor Site”. The webmaster Jo made it very clear that Krissi is: a whore, a fag, non-Latin and a screacher on stage!! What really did my pussy over was Shelly, you idiot! Shelly Kearns allegedly had a Q & A board on LiveDaily.com, to answer all questions for fans. Not to mention she claimed that the board shut down, because non-fans were harassing her? If any of ya’ll knew the early Krissi page, you would see (LOL!) “Ask Shelly”!

Not to mention I cried when I saw “Vote for The Voice Within on Trl! Come on, just do it!” Jo’s faux Shelly journal makes it very clear:
Shelly attempts to be famous off of her daughter! HELL LOL! The site has been closed since 2003! The site ran from ’01 to ’03. Here are some memorable quotes from Sherlock Shelly:

“Scouring? Honey I just come on this page and answer questions, no scouring needed!”

“I need that uuh to get me off! That’s my saying and it should by yours (and your 2^nd grade sister’s) too!”

“Hell boys, girls and ex lovers! LOL! You think you can just sleep with me and leave the country the next day?! I have caller ID!”

“I had a weird experience while I was at the 7-Eleven last night! I was in line and I fell for the butch guy behind the counter. But when he lifted up his head, I spotted a lady under it! I’m bisexual! I’ve never slept with a woman- that’s if you don’t count all the women I’ve slept with?!”

Never!!

Well she’s done it again. Krissi has already left her legacy in music. However it looks like she’s putting out a hits collection for the fans. Back to Basics is still new to me! I think she needs to break for about 10 years!

Anyway I’m happy for her. I’ve pretty much accepted that Brit fans will always make fun of Krissi for being herself!!!
Why must they compare the two? It all started when Kris won Best New Artist at the 2000 Grammy Awards! They will ALWAYS call her a screecher, ugly, fat and jealous of Britney Spears!!!

It’s sad. X-Tina is a true artist!

How's Life

We all do it, and it feels so good! It’s called…telepathy. Now there is psychic telepathy (PT) –which I won’t judge- and there is telepathy, which we all experience. Such as, when we are eating breakfast, and we just know that our spouse needs more skim milk for his Froot Loops! The carton’s not done being filled, but we know what works for him!

You guys, my desert life period is going much better. When you PAUSE…you just let that button stay pressed, until God is ready to unplug it! Imma tell you all a story! Candy, the neighborhood girl –growing up- had a trampoline. If you wanted to use it with her, than you had to bring a parental note! My friend Linda and I were bored on Saturday, and it was like 4:45pm and we wanted to have some fun. We were also starving!

Me: Did you want to go to Candy’s house to jump on her trampoline?!
Lin: What! Who the hell is that!
Me: She has this big one, but there is only one thing?!
Lin: Um…
Me: We need a parent’s signature to use it!
Lin: Aww man! I wanna play fun on it!

*Run run, and brings back book!*

Me: Here! (slamming the book on the dinner table) I can forge a copy of my mom’s signature onto a note for us!

*After a critique of how to write it…seconds later*

Lin: (After feeling left out, and yearned to help me!) Let me copy that!
Me: Okay!

We both prayed, and left the house. We didn’t even question it! We walked to the house nervous as hell! Umm…it slipped our mind, that her house was like a 30 min. walk away!!! Knock knock, and Candy appeared. Linda presented her with the note, and Candy went in to ask her folks?? Minutes later Candy tells us, “Let’s go!”

For two good hours –or it seemed- Linda jumped gleely, with an addition to me! I think I did it mainly for her! I had fun, but we both lost ourselves on that big tarp! We leaped and jump for our lives! This was a cult fav to us! I mean, these are moments, which are the funniest in life! Let me explain, Linda and I had no life growing up. We were both gay kids, who were hated by everyone around us!!! So this was a real treat!

We forced ourselves to leave, since it was getting dark! At 7:30pm, we thanked Candy and left… We had a blast, and went home!