Two years ago, my family and I went –my shitty family- to Disneyland! Now I was going to go shopping and get my Princess Poster in pink, and enjoy Captain Eggo- or whatever the hells it's name is. I had my own itinerary! Those plans shot straight to hell real fast! I was stuck in Kiddie Town, which I was happy about! So cute were the houses, and that sexy tan man with leggs!!!!!
I starved all day, while some of my shitty relatives ate pasta at the café! I wanted my special Disney soda there, you know the ice cream float! I missed Space Mountain, because I got laid. But I saw Alice –that nasty ho who I love- walking around! She’s so curt and pretty! Aurora and her boytoy were WOW! He and I had a second of a stare with eachother!
Oh well, I forced myself onto that pink teacup, before it got robbed from a loser! I spun, and LOVED IT! Very fast and fun! I’m going to Disney World to ride the BIG KIDS RIDE! And eat them jumbo hamburgers, fries and Strawberry Milkshake! YUM!
Than I was forced to go hungry and thirsty until all day and night! Oh, the parade was all that! I loved Arial and he fins. Her float looked so REAL, and I loved my Ursula! I got a Princess Lollipop –yea from the vendor whore, so!- and some kid dropped broke it to shattered pieces! It was the rainbow ones, and not the creamy strawberry.
Finally I got a bottle of water at night before the Tinkerbelle Show –curtsey of a shitty relative- and I almost had to refill it at a sink! YUM! The Tinkerbelle Finale was hot! I LOVED IT, and the firecrackers were so wondrous against the horizon! She was pretty. But this Mexican man –mediocre sexy- kept brushing his let against mine, while glaring at me- Are you faggot?! Looks like I almost get sexed AGAIN that night! After that I was happy to leave after such a fancy Grande Finale! My day was made! NOT REALLY!
My shitty relatives had to ride Space Mountain, while I had to WAIT! However that day I loved the Prehistoric Roller Coaster! I LOVED IT! I truly do believe in Prehistoric Mammals underground- DEEP UNDERGROUND! However I had to WAIT and fuckin’ ride the Indiana Jones boat ride, which was fun- at fuckin’ 5pm! But I loved it- really I did! So homoerotic and sexy!
I'll be buying my *Tink* *Tink* film…
This is the only existing blog that I use now! I left my MySpace page! Don’t worry, you’ll find out who I am warm very soon… Also, one other thing, I still love my myspace...
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