Now that Anna is dead, I know that my life needs some closure. Her tabloid Q&A and her life! I was not ready! But at the same time, may she rest in peace! Like my BODDY?! 
Gosh, here’s another Shelly, you idiot diary entry from, XXX-Tina!I was leaving a quick stop on the corner… Snack cakes in one pocket, insulin in the other. I walked on the pavement –with each step making a 5’9 on the richter scale- and allowed a building on the side of me to collapse!!! Hey fat ass, this boy yelled! I turned around and walked over to this kid, who had the nerve to call me, Shelly Kearns, a fat ass?!
Shelly: What did you say?
Boy: You dropped one of your snack cakes!
Shelly: That is beside the point! Do you know who I am?!
Boy: A lady with a high sugar level!
Shelly: I’m Shelly Kearns, the most downloaded woman in America!!!
Boy: Are you kidding me?!
Shelly: I single handedly control the minds of kids with my Live Daily propaganda!
Boy: Lady, you’re so fat, I bet it takes 3 modems for you to get through the internet?!
Shelly: You *bleep**bleep**bleep*mother *bleep*!
Just wait until I get my lawyer, then he’ll really be sorry!
Hey everybody! Well I had quite a day today. Jorge came over looking for Christina, to have sex with her. I told him she wasn’t here, but I was? He told me, he’d rather do it with the dog! But when I he looked out, it wasn’t there! So he came back crawling on his hands and knees, they always do!
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