How's Life

We all do it, and it feels so good! It’s called…telepathy. Now there is psychic telepathy (PT) –which I won’t judge- and there is telepathy, which we all experience. Such as, when we are eating breakfast, and we just know that our spouse needs more skim milk for his Froot Loops! The carton’s not done being filled, but we know what works for him!

You guys, my desert life period is going much better. When you PAUSE…you just let that button stay pressed, until God is ready to unplug it! Imma tell you all a story! Candy, the neighborhood girl –growing up- had a trampoline. If you wanted to use it with her, than you had to bring a parental note! My friend Linda and I were bored on Saturday, and it was like 4:45pm and we wanted to have some fun. We were also starving!

Me: Did you want to go to Candy’s house to jump on her trampoline?!
Lin: What! Who the hell is that!
Me: She has this big one, but there is only one thing?!
Lin: Um…
Me: We need a parent’s signature to use it!
Lin: Aww man! I wanna play fun on it!

*Run run, and brings back book!*

Me: Here! (slamming the book on the dinner table) I can forge a copy of my mom’s signature onto a note for us!

*After a critique of how to write it…seconds later*

Lin: (After feeling left out, and yearned to help me!) Let me copy that!
Me: Okay!

We both prayed, and left the house. We didn’t even question it! We walked to the house nervous as hell! Umm…it slipped our mind, that her house was like a 30 min. walk away!!! Knock knock, and Candy appeared. Linda presented her with the note, and Candy went in to ask her folks?? Minutes later Candy tells us, “Let’s go!”

For two good hours –or it seemed- Linda jumped gleely, with an addition to me! I think I did it mainly for her! I had fun, but we both lost ourselves on that big tarp! We leaped and jump for our lives! This was a cult fav to us! I mean, these are moments, which are the funniest in life! Let me explain, Linda and I had no life growing up. We were both gay kids, who were hated by everyone around us!!! So this was a real treat!

We forced ourselves to leave, since it was getting dark! At 7:30pm, we thanked Candy and left… We had a blast, and went home!