Well, all my divas are around the age of 40! God, they still look young. If only they thought so too! I dread being 40 and not yet accomplishing my dreams!!! When it comes to looking IDK…79, it’s all about skin creams and a major face lift! Maury Polvich’s face work is hideous! All that money and he still maintains 60?! He’s such a bitchy fag, and yet I still love him!
Well I feel much better, and decided to let ALL gay-haterz make fun of us, until Pro. #8 has been litigated. It has a 50/50 chance of failure or eagerness. Do ya’ll like Equate products? It works for moi! I’m using their Noxzema knock-off and it is all that and a bag of mutherfuckin’ boy pussy up my rear and back!!!!!
Well it’s been a while since I had a man! 7 months! I’m horny as hell… SEX BABY!!!
I love me some anti-celeb sites out of camp! I miss “XXX-Tina Hate Humor Site”. The webmaster Jo made it very clear that Krissi is: a whore, a fag, non-Latin and a screacher on stage!! What really did my pussy over was Shelly, you idiot! Shelly Kearns allegedly had a Q & A board on LiveDaily.com, to answer all questions for fans. Not to mention she claimed that the board shut down, because non-fans were harassing her? If any of ya’ll knew the early Krissi page, you would see (LOL!) “Ask Shelly”!
Shelly attempts to be famous off of her daughter! HELL LOL! The site has been closed since 2003! The site ran from ’01 to ’03. Here are some memorable quotes from Sherlock Shelly:
“I need that uuh to get me off! That’s my saying and it should by yours (and your 2nd grade sister’s) too!”
“Hell boys, girls and ex lovers! LOL! You think you can just sleep with me and leave the country the next day?! I have caller ID!”
“I had a weird experience while I was at the 7-Eleven last night! I was in line and I fell for the butch guy behind the counter. But when he lifted up his head, I spotted a lady under it! I’m bisexual! I’ve never slept with a woman- that’s if you don’t count all the women I’ve slept with?!”
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